"That was it - sticking out"

the master is in the kitchen now....

"When are you getting your holes done?"

"If you get the hardcore out."

"For a man of your stature its not hard"

Hes on a roll today - this is coming live....

"I have a 14 pound one but I used to have a 16 pound one"

is that it or are there any other gems on their way....ears straining to hear....I wish the people in the kitchen would stop talking - he's going on about fertilizer now - there must be some crackers in that.....no theres too much background noise now. You do realize the second I post this he'll be back in full flow....

"MY WIFE TAKES IT UP ......BUT IF I HAVE TO TAKE IT UP I WILL"

“Im putting some paper in the old ding a ling machine”

“you know I told you we were having trouble getting the half shaft in”

“I’M NOT SAYING YOU HAVENT DONE IT , I’M SAYING YOU HAVENT GIVEN IT IT TO ME!”

“My wife likes it twice a week”